What They Were Doing

I honestly didn't get it. My daughter was a college...

I honestly didn't get it. My daughter was a college graduate. Sure, I was happy enough to let her stay at home after graduation while she looked for a job. That was months ago. All she has done has been to sit around the house doing nothing.

I told her this morning that if she was just going to do nothing, then she either had to move or do nothing by my rules. She chose my rules. I stripped her down and tied her up. Now, she can really do nothing but sit on the couch and wait for me to get home from work.

When I do get home, there will be plenty for her to do. She doesn't know it yet, but she is going to earn her way. If she can't pay rent, she is going to learn other ways that young ladies can pay their way.

At first when I saw how drunk Jill was getting, I thought it...

At first when I saw how drunk Jill was getting, I thought it might have been a bad idea to tell her that she could get drunk faster if she drank through a straw. But, when she really got wasted, I learned that it had been an excellent idea all along.

Wow

I haven’t posted anything in 9 months. Real life interfered with Tumblr. I come back here tonight that I have 1,666 followers. I had something like 500 last I checked. Obviously, in honer of Satan, I need to post some porn tonight. Stay tuned.

WHAT THE FUCK YOU HAVEN'T POSTED ANY THING IN 4 WEEKS, IF YOUR NOT GOING TO POST ANYMORE THEN TELL US

Because some immature idiot keeps sending me these screeds in all caps anonymously, I'm holding off posting anything for now.

Or maybe, I have other things going on and for one reason or another I have not had the time to dedicate myself to posting on a blog. When I can, I'll post again. Keep sending me his all caps garbage, and you put that day off longer.

"Hey, little brother, you want to keep reading those...

"Hey, little brother, you want to keep reading those comics, or do you want to come over here and fuck a superhero?"

I have to admit that my little sister is one of the smartest...

I have to admit that my little sister is one of the smartest people I've ever met. When she asked me for a ride to the mall and I declined, she said that she had a way to convince me. She was right.

My little sister came home from the salon with some pretty crazy...

My little sister came home from the salon with some pretty crazy looking nails. I started teasing her about it and told her that she should go to a different salon next time. She looked me in the eye and said, "Oh Yeah? Why don't I show you what the manicurist and I talked about while she was doing my nails. She taught me a few things that might change your opinion."

"Thanks for taking me to the game, big brother. That was...

"Thanks for taking me to the game, big brother. That was fun and those beers you bought were great. I'm sorry for wearing all the Yankees stuff and not rooting for the home team, but I think I know how to make that up to you."

"This is my friend, Ashley. I told her how good you are in...

"This is my friend, Ashley. I told her how good you are in bed, big brother, and she wants to see for herself. She's shy and new at this, so be gentle, OK?"

"That was great, cousin Steve, but we better hurry up and...

"That was great, cousin Steve, but we better hurry up and get back inside before the rest of the family starts to wonder where we are. We can play some more tonight when everyone else is sleeping."

"Are you as hungry as I am, big brother? I've got...

"Are you as hungry as I am, big brother? I've got something you can eat."

Rather than stay another night in a hotel, I checked out and...

Rather than stay another night in a hotel, I checked out and drove home from my business trip a day early. I arrived late at night and hadn't called ahead to let my daughters know that I would be home early. I found them in the backyard pool with my youngest's face buried in her older sister's crotch.

I coughed to get their attention and said, "I see the two of you got along alright without your Dad around. Get over here and prove to me that you missed me."

I'd almost swear that my daughter gets in trouble...

I'd almost swear that my daughter gets in trouble intentionally just so I'll punish her. Tonight, when I told her to wash the dishes, she said "No" and wasted no time stripping down and assuming her position. That's just a bit too cheeky for my liking. I normally use my hand on her, but I think it's time to introduce her to the cane I purchased last week.

"It's OK, cousin Becky. I promise you my Dad will...

"It's OK, cousin Becky. I promise you my Dad will like you. See? He's watching us walk over to him."

I didn't know much about Katie when we got married. OK, I...

I didn't know much about Katie when we got married. OK, I knew nothing about her. I went to Vegas for a friend's bachelor party and became a cliche. I got drunk and woke up the next day married to a stranger. Honestly, I knew I would never pull that beautiful of woman again, so despite all of the reasons my brain told me to get an annulment, I decided to have Katie move in with me and give this marriage thing a try.

A few days later, Katie asked me if her little sister could move in too. That set off alarm bells in my head, but again Katie was hot and she convinced me that she shared everything with her sister. A few minutes after her sister arrived, Katie showed me exactly what she meant by "everything."

I was supposed to be pulling my sister's jeans off, but I...

I was supposed to be pulling my sister's jeans off, but I had to pause and enjoy the view for a few moments.

"Ever fuck in the water, Dad?"

"Ever fuck in the water, Dad?"

When she looked up and saw the look of pleasure on her...

When she looked up and saw the look of pleasure on her brother's face, she couldn't help but smile around his cock.

Jill had picked up the phone and dialed her boyfriend's...

Jill had picked up the phone and dialed her boyfriend's number, but when he answered, she couldn't think of what to say. She couldn't think of how to tell him that she was breaking up with him because she had fallen deeply in love with another man, her brother.

"Everytime we going swimming, little brother, you start...

"Everytime we going swimming, little brother, you start horsing around. Somehow you always manage to find a way for my bikini top to accidentally come off. I thought we'd just skip that part of swimming today."